Girls can`t Use binoculars, Park a car, Buy a round or the latest, run a beer cellar. What leads me to the last conclusion ? well the following conversation gave me a clue !
Me-- Sorry I think this pint might be a bit off
Girl--Just because it`s cloudy doesn`t mean to say it`s off
Me--- No I know that, but it really tastes appalling as well as being as thick as mulligatawny soup.
Girl---No one else has complained
Me---that`s because every one else is drinking Lager
Girl--- tut.! cluck! sigh! Girl chucks pint down sink with such a flourish that beer splats over her top.Now she really is mad.
Girl---You`ll have to wait whilst I change the barrel
Me---it`s probably the last one in the barrel
Girl---Don`t tell me my job
Me--Sorree!
Girl---Sorry to keep you waiting Ned but he says the beer`s off again.
Alarming crashing and banging emanates from the beer cellar from whence Girl eventually emerges looking flushed and ready to kill.
Girl---- Attacks the real ale pump as if it`s an intense workout with a Bullworker, pulls through at least 3 pints which are promptly hurled down the sink accompanied by eye rolling and glances heavenward, emphasizing her view that the whole operation is futile.
Girl---£2-30!
Me---
Needs a bloody good clout!!
ReplyDeleteI rather think you should spare a thought for the men in Chile trapped and now being rescued by fantastic men and engineering.Double sickening sight on the heroic miners is seeing Sky News simpletons when they step into the cold night air. If any of you have a Murdock wok on the side of your house .. Shame on you ! And you're worried about YOUR beer. Option 1. Don't drink the muck that H Hare and his bullshit barnits push on us. 2. Don't go in the sailing club, vote with your feet. 3. This may difficult to comprehend.. Don't drink alcohol, give it up ! Shock horror. but there is more to life.. Only yesterday evening, after tea i took Rosie out to Killigerran to watch the Sun set and the stars come out. The pastel sea, the sound of breakers on the shore in the cool evening air ! I suprised her when i produced a Cinsault Shiraz 2009 from the western cape. . . .. . Oops !!!
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