All the usual sullen posturing and indolence simply isn`t working, members still insist on coming back. Exactly what lengths must management go to, to close the place down. Well, it seems "attitude" and glass slapping is to be superseded by chemical warfare. What Saddam was to the Kurds BN is to the members. Floors that havn`t seen a mop for months are now subjected to the Sodium Hydroxide offensive. 1845hrs heralds the combined attack of "mop and floor" (Those of a sensitive nature may find the following distressing) with a toxic cloud of lavatorial odours wafting through the bar, at levels hitherto unsurpassed by even the most zealous grime fighter. In a drama close to panic, members disperse around the bar in a futile attempt to find breathable air whilst BN, apparantly unaware of the ensuing chaos repairs to the fire escape with SI for a quick fag.
Two things... She must of done it to get rids of you !
ReplyDeleteAnd you were actually quite interesting and open minded when you joined us at the table in the BN, Bullshit, J's fluid, bilge water, AJ free zone.
In fact, unusually, I could of stayed a bit longer !
Thankfully we didn't, because when i rang the Commodore with pressing affairs at 9.30am, he was still a bed ! Yuk